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Sophisticated Alcohol Alternatives

Pour. Sip. Adore.

Welcome to Kooky Lifestyle your ultimate destination for exquisite alcohol-free indulgence. We are thrilled to introduce our innovative range of alcohol-free brands that will revolutionise your drinking experience. At Kooky Lifestyle we believe that you shouldn't have to compromise on taste, sophistication, or enjoyment when choosing a non-alcoholic option. That's why we have meticulously curated a collection of premium alcohol-free brands that bring the sparkle to sobriety.

From refreshing botanical elixirs to craft beers and elegant sparkling teas, our selection caters to all palates. Each brand that we carry is carefully chosen for its dedication to crafting exceptional alcohol-free beverages that either capture the essence of traditional favourites or introduce exciting, unique new flavour profiles.

Whether you're seeking a healthier lifestyle, embracing sobriety, or simply looking to expand your beverage horizons, you’re sure to find something special to suit your mood and any occasion amongst our range of alcohol-free delights. Join us on this exciting journey as we redefine the world of alcohol-free drinks, one sip at a time. Elevate your beverage game with Kooky Lifestyle and savour the pleasure of sophisticated alcohol-free indulgence. Cheers to a new era of flavour, enjoyment and limitless possibilities!


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Elixirs & Switchels



Alcohol free aperitifs you’ll actually crave

Ginger Switchel

This fiery and fresh mix of zingy ginger, zippy apple cider vinegar, mellow blossom honey and a lick of chilli heat is best served chilled over lots of ice with soda or sparkling water. Garnish with a lemon slice and sprig of rosemary.

Ingredients: Apple cider vinegar, blossom honey, ginger juice, ginger extract, capsicum extract.

6.6g sugar per 25ml serving

100% natural ingredients 63% organic

480ml | £24.00


Botanical Elixirs designed by plant scientists and bartenders

A choice where there was none

After years spent in libraries, labs, bars and fields, Three Spirit have created plant-based alternatives to alcohol that celebrate what you put into a drink, rather than what you take out.

Three Spirit| The Collection


Energising. Juicy. Fiery.

Social Elixir

Euphoric. Bittersweet. Curious.

Night Cap

Calming. Woody. Mellow.


This invigorating elixir is the perfect party pick-me-up. Enjoy euphoric feels from guayusa, guava leaf and schisandra and big flavours from vibrant berries, bright aromatics and heat.

42.5kcal per serve Gluten free Vegan Clean caffeine

No artificial colours or flavours Active ingredients

500ml | £25.00

Social Elixir

This dark herbal elixir is the ultimate social companion and mood elevator. Natural, blissful feeling with lion’s mane mushroom, yerba mate and damiana. Full-bodied and bittersweet with a curious savoury bite.

26kcal per serve Gluten free Vegan

No artificial colours or flavours Active ingredients

500ml | £25.00

Night Cap

This indulgent elixir is made with tree saps, aromatic plants and ancient remedies used to relax and unwind. Enjoy complex notes of wood and bright spice with a calm, dreamy feeling.

30kcal per serve Gluten free Vegan Caffeine free

No artificial colours or flavours Active ingredients

500ml | £25.00

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Bright. Crisp. Invigorating.


Introducing Sharp, a white wine alternative designed to be savoured alongside food or on its own. Bright, fresh and aromatic, with a light spritz. Bursting with electrolytes, amino acids and vitamin D for an invigorating dose of liquid sunshine. Crisp, bright and elegant - manuka leaf and pressed gooseberries form the nose. A very light spritz opens up a mineral, racy texture with hints of apple blossom, fermented apricot and lime peel. Bold acidity and gentle tannins make your mouth water with lingering herbal notes of verbena and jalapeño to finish.

25kcal per serve Gluten free Vegan Sulphite-free

No artificial colours or flavours Active ingredients

750ml | £16.00


An aperitif inspired, slow sipping

botanicals drink.


Botivo is to be savoured with good food and friends, or to unwind in what the Botivo team call ‘the yellow hour’, the most important moment of the day when you clock out and ease into your evening. Botivo also adds depth to many cocktails, and tastes glorious in other simple serves.

Co-founder Sam’s meticulous research led him to discover an ancient tonic called Oxymels: a traditional elixir where an apple vinegar base is patiently infused with fresh herbs and botanicals for several weeks, before its tart flavour is balanced out with honey. Genius. Delicious. And deliberately non alcoholic. It’s a combination that offers the perfect medium for aromatic roots, fresh herbs and botanicals to create a complex, booze-free drink with a long and dry finish.


Botivo is a small batch, aperitif inspired drink with bittersweet, herbal and citrus notes, made by co-founder Sam in Hertfordshire. Loved by sommeliers, chefs and food critics for its unique taste profile, it’s deeply refreshing with a lasting backbone not usually found in non alcoholic drinks. Serve with soda / sparkling water and a wedge of orange over ice (or it’s also great with tonic).

Ingredients: Apple Cider Vinegar, Water, Wildflower Honey, Fructose, Gentian, Wormwood, Rosemary, Thyme & Orange Zest

500ml | £28.00


Organic Ginger Concentrate

0% Alcohol. 100% Taste. 200% Kick


Taste the power of GIMBER. A versatile organic drink made from premium ginger, lemon, herbs and spices to make your taste buds tango. Zero alcohol, plenty of bite.

Made with organic ginger, the golden elixir oozes with the benefits of the nutritious superfood. Versatile & bold, GIMBER tastes just as good solo as it does mixed with other drinks & food. A zero-proof revolution pouring the right kick into mocktails, cocktails, hot drinks & recipes begging for a ginger twist.

GIMBER is the organic alternative to any alcoholic drink. Packed with the best organic ginger, lemon, herbs and spices, mix with water to unlock endless possibilities for delightful mocktails, natural infusions, and elevated culinary creations.

GIMBER No.1 Original

GIMBER N°1 Original is an organic ginger concentrate with lemon, herbs & spices. It is 100% natural, it contains 100% flavor, 200% kick and 0% alcohol.

Ideal for quenching your thirst on hot summer days or warming you up in cold temperatures. Mix 30ml of GIMBER N°1 Original with fresh, sparkling water and garnish with a personal touch or replace the fresh water with hot water, mock- or cocktail ingredients. How much you add depends on your preference.

GIMBER looks, tastes & feels like sunshine. Activate your inner fire

Ingredients: 38% ginger* Cane sugar Lemon* • Water Spices* * organic origin

200ml | £10.00

500ml | £22.00

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Sparkling Teas



Naturally fermented sparkling tea

The alcohol free alternative to champagne & sparkling wine

Expertly sourced, hand-picked loose-leaf teas are naturally fermented for all the depth, flavour and complexity of a fine wine, even without the alcohol.

Discover REAL’s exquisite range of refined, elegant sparkling teas balanced perfectly with astringency and delicate acidity.

REAL Sparkling Teas | The Collection

Royal Flush

First Flush Darjeeling Tea

Dry Dragon

Dragon Well Longjing Green Tea

Peony Blush

White Peony Tea

Royal Flush

A fine sparkling tea, made using first flush Darjeeling, the Queen of Tea.

Fruity and medium bodied. Fragrant and fresh on the nose with notes of grape and stone fruits. Delicately acidic on the palate with flavours of white peach. A long, soft finish. Partners perfectly with white meats and fish, dishes with buttery white sauces, or as an apéritif with charcuterie.

Per 100ml 16kcal sugar 3g fat 0g

Gluten free Vegan No artificial colours or flavours

750ml | £10.00 Case of 6 | £60.00

Dry Dragon

A fine Sparkling Tea made using pan-fired Dragonwell green tea.

Zesty and light bodied. A fragrant hit of lemon meringue on the nose, leading to chestnut and hay. Fresh on the palate with flavours of sweet lemons and a dry, chocolatey finish. Partners perfectly with shellfish, Pan-Asian dishes and green vegetables.

Per 100ml 16kcal sugar 3g fat 0g

Gluten free Vegan No artificial colours or flavours

750ml | £9.00 Case of 6 | £54.00

Peony Blush

A fine rosé sparkling tea, made using White Peony tea.

Fresh and light bodied. Fruity and bright on the nose with notes of nougat and summer fruits. Buttery and well-rounded on the palate with flavours of strawberry, cranberry and raspberry leading to a soft vanilla-oak finish. Pairs perfectly with well seasoned meats, roasted vegetables or fruity desserts.

Per 100ml 16kcal sugar 3g fat 0g

Gluten free Vegan No artificial colours or flavours

750ml | £11.00 Case of 6 | £66.00



Meticulously crafted using the worlds finest single origin tea


You get a very different flavour cold brewing compared to hot brewing. It’s far more delicate, with enhanced aromatics and better-balanced astringency, creating a more complex flavour profile and mouthfeel which pairs perfectly with food. Saicho uses single origin tea, hand picking the exact varietal, time of harvest, location, terroir, altitude and processing methods. Rather than being bombarded by a mongrel of flavours, there’s a simplicity and purity to using single origin tea. Each individual tea is cold brewed for 24 hours, to extract the most delicate and complex flavours. The teas are then finely balanced by a hint of sweetness and dash of acidity. As a finishing touch, sparkling the drink enhances the flavour of the tea.

Saicho | The Collection


Hazelnut • Seaweed • Roasted Chestnut


Ginger • Mandarin • Wood Spice


Apple • Lychee • Vanilla


Originating in Kyoto in the 1920s as a way of utilising leftover leaves, stems, stalks and twigs, Hojicha is a roasted green tea from Japan. The tea has a deep umami character and notes of nori seaweed, roasted hazelnut and delicate smoke, with dry and woody tannins.

Pairs well with sushi or mushroom risotto

Per 100ml 19 kcal sugar 4g caffeine 8g

24hr cold brewed (93%) White grape juice (from concentrate)

750ml | £17.00 Case of 6 | £102.00


This black tea was grown in the foothills of the Himalayas in Darjeeling, India. Harvested in the summer to develop its unique Darjeeling muscatel flavour, the tea has notes of mandarin, ginger and wood spice and gentle, dry tannins.

Pairs well with grilled meats or lasagne.

Per 100ml 17 kcal sugar 3.7g caffeine 13g

24hr cold brewed (87%) White grape juice (from concentrate)

750ml | £17.00 Case of 6 | £102.00


Scented with jasmine blossoms, this green tea from Fuding, in Fujian province, China, has a delicate floral aroma and notes of apple sherbet, lychee and vanilla, making it a refreshing aperitif.

Pairs well with spicy Asian salads or elderflower jellies

Per 100ml 27 kcal sugar 6g caffeine 18g

24hr cold brewed (87%) White grape juice (from concentrate)

750ml | £17.00 Case of 6 | £102.00

Mug of lager beer





0.5% Alcohol Free Superior Unfiltered Lager

Superior Unfiltered Lager

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Brewed with centuries-old techniques to create a truly modern lager, the beer is left unfiltered for maximum flavour without the alcohol. Golden in colour, it has has a light haziness because it is left unfiltered. This retains maximum flavour and body, without the alcohol.

Lucky Saint uses just four natural ingredients - Pilsner Malt, Hallertau Hops, Spring Water and Classic Lager Yeast.

Per 330ml 53kcal Vegan No additives or flavourings

330ml | £1.75 Case of 20 | £35.00

Coffee cocktail





Beautiful to look at, smooth to drink, and ethical in production

Join the Revolution

Noffee is a medium to dark blend of only the finest chicory root created by master roasters, with an aroma reminiscent of coffee. A luxuriously smooth and natural way to bring some energy to your day, without the jitters or the caffeine crash. Not only does Noffee provide that ‘ah yum’ feeling, it brings along a plethora of health benefits. Chicory, a liver tonic in ancient Chinese medicine is said to flush toxins from the body and bring the wood element in balance. The wood element characterises growth, change and evolution. In Ayurveda, chicory helps to pacify the Pitta to find balance, peace and harmony!

Ground Noffee

Brew and serve just like ground coffee!

Noffee can be brewed using a range of brewing equipment including French presses, coffee filters, V60’s and espresso machines.

  • Recommended serving size 4 – 6 grams per serving.
  • Add milk and sweeteners according to personal preference.
  • Adjust brewing strength by allowing more time to brew or increasing the amount of Noffee.

Ingredients: Organic roasted chicory (100%)

Naturally caffeine-free, 100% plant based, gluten free, chemical free, sustainably sourced, and ethically farmed

Sachet 200g | £8.50

Compostable Pods

The Nespresso compatible pods are 100% bio-based and entirely home-compostable, allowing it to fully give back to the earth at the end of its life. They are also BPA, oil and aluminium free. The pods can be put straight into your home compost, the ground, garden bin, or even rubbish bin after use. The whole capsule will be gone in 26 weeks – fertilising the earth around it.

Ingredients: Organic roasted chicory (100%)

Naturally caffeine-free, 100% plant based, gluten free, chemical free, sustainably sourced, and ethically farmed

Compatible with all Nespresso original line machines

Pods x 8 (6g) | £9.50

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